Booyakasha!

ofswordsandpens:

kyrstin:

PLEASE imagine being the person in line behind percy when he tried to put a fucking sand dollar into the vending machine at school

I just love how this also implies that when Percy Jackson was given a profound gift of currency from his father, a literal god, with the ominous statement that ‘he would know when to spend it’, he figured that a fucking snack from his high school vending machine was worth it.

(via karlcat)

thestarsintheknight:

miles morales saying “who’s morales” after trying to play dumb to the school’s security guard is the same energy as mcu peter parker saying “i’m not, i’m not” while still in his spidersuit to ned 

(via littleboxoflaughter)

paper-mario-wiki:

that time magnus got a fish out of a mystery bag and travis was disappointed by it and then clint was like “i’ll give you what you paid plus 100 more for the fish” and then travis immediately got protective of the fish?

that was Prime Father Act and i loved it. he cast a cantrip in real life and it worked exactly as he planned.

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via trustlup)

tinyshoopuf:

Does this count as a background

(via thefantasyhasnolimits)

andre-fait-choses:

Bonus

(via soaringsparrows)

henamyung:

What’s up danger?

(via icoffeecake)

pumpkincalico:

its good to have a bf who can handle the heat

(via supershouyo)

pockicchi:

spideyfam shenanigans

twitter | ig

(via fahchaus)

deionspeaks:

Alfredo’s face though. Seeing all the craziness happening behind him.

From (x)

sugarandmemories:

so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it

(via soaringsparrows)

ghitathepanda:

The most wholesome thing I have seen

(via nerdgasrnz)

emrisblog:

grahamsdogs:

animamosaic:

EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

I AM LIVING FOR THIS

Venom: “Eddie. Eddie that is a human.”

Eddie: “Yes Venom, Hannibal Lecter is a hu-”

Venom: “No, that is a human, ON YOUR PLATE.”

Eddie:

Venom:

Eddie: “…nope. Nope. Nu-uh. V, eat him and I’ll buy you McDonald’s.”

Venom: *gets up and throws the whole table to tackle Lecter:

“CHICKEN NUGGETS”

(via littleboxoflaughter)

greensunzenith:

dabitrans:

Holy shit.

Oh, to be a fly on that wall

(via agent-katnecticut)

milesgmorales:

I never thought I’d be able to do any of this stuff. But, I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now.

(via minuiko)

savage-animal-idiots:

testimonials re: geoff “mustard gas fart” ramsey:

• “AGHCK”
• “MY EYES ARE BURNING”
• “WOAH! WOAH!”
  
• “IT’S GOING THROUGH MY SHIRT”
• “JESUS CHRIST”
  
• endless michael cackling